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Here's a thought for you to masticate for a short while... Two actually:

1.
Q: How do you turn up missing?
A: If you are missing then you never turn up, right? How does that work?
(Sourced from Scary Movie 4)

2. How do you wake up dead?
You can go to sleep dead to begin with; you can go to sleep dead and wake up alive, but go back to sleep alive then wake up dead, or you can be dead but not be in the bed. Then you're a zombie!
~Sourced from dumb classmate)

PS: how can I get on your list? =)