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Sub Me"I once prayed for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...
so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness..."
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
1: If you sneeze on a computer does it get a virus?
2: If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
3: Is a moth stupid? It is attracted to light and only comes out at night.....
1.
Q: How do you turn up missing?
A: If you are missing then you never turn up, right? How does that work?
(Sourced from Scary Movie 4)
2. How do you wake up dead?
You can go to sleep dead to begin with; you can go to sleep dead and wake up alive, but go back to sleep alive then wake up dead, or you can be dead but not be in the bed. Then you're a zombie!
~Sourced from dumb classmate)
PS: how can I get on your list?
they are amazing!! i would love to work with one!!
Want a custom one? I have an extra week of school left so will be able to ask my friend for one reading "MysticGenius"!
Feel free to do so by the way.
i have never had something like that to work with, it will be interesting to see what will happen